Dear United Methodist Church,
I have been a Methodist for 7 years now. Very early on I entered the candidacy for ordained ministry and began the long journey towards becoming an ordained elder. Part of this process involved a lot of paperwork, years of being mentored by seasoned pastors, interviews with numerous boards and of course, completing seminary. I was grateful for each step of the journey because it sent the message that we as a denomination take ordination seriously and desire to help any one who feels called to flourish in the service of Christ’s Church.
With 6 years worth of paperwork, board reviews, interviews, and mentors now behind me I find myself faced with a moral dilemma. You see, I thought somewhere along the way the question would come up. I was certain that given our desire as a denomination to be faithful to the practices of Christian life and teaching that someone, somewhere, would invite me into their office or out for coffee to ask about this. But no one has. And so with just one week left before I graduate seminary, I have a confession to make.
I am divorced.
Now, it is true that I was asked this question in the first batch of paperwork I filled out to begin the long candidacy process. There was a checkbox, if I remember, that asked whether I had ever been divorced. I checked, “yes.” And from that moment on, I have been waiting for that call – the one that goes something like, “Chad, before we can even consider you for ordination we need to know everything about your first marriage and what brought it to an end.” But the phone never rang.
Jesus tells us in no uncertain terms that a man can divorce his wife if she has been unfaithful. My first wife, as far as I know, was faithful. The truth is, we were just young and reckless and neither of us would have identified ourselves as Christians back then. I left her because I was selfish. She has since remarried and so have I, which brings me to another dilemma:
My second wife is also in her second marriage, and according to Jesus, we are both committing adultery (Mark 10:11-12).
I wish this were all I had to confess, but there is more.
Paul says in his letter to Timothy that a servant of the church must be faithful to his wife and manage his children and household well (1 Tim. 3:12). I’m guilty of transgressing every letter of this. There are times when I look at a woman with lust in my heart, which, according to Jesus, means I commit adultery – and I guess I do it enough that I could be classified as a “practicing adulterer.” Add to this, my 5 children are sometimes, if not often, unruly. They don’t always do as I tell them and I fear I am less a parent as I should be since much of my time the past 6 years has been devoted to interviews, board inquiries, paperwork, serving a church and attending seminary. In the midst of all of that, I have not managed my household well. In fact, I have incurred quite a bit of debt through this entire ordeal, causing financial strain upon my household.
I understand this was probably an oversight on your part. We are a large denomination and sometimes things can fall through the cracks. Indeed, with all the emphasis on making sure practicing homosexuals do not get through the gate, it’s understandable why a lousy husband and father and adulterer like me would slip through.
So it is with a heavy heart that I beg you: Please do not ordain me. To do so would tarnish the faithful witness to Christian life and practice that we as a denomination seek to uphold in all things thereby causing me to question whether or not this is a Church worthy of all the sacrifices me and my family made in order to serve her.
Sincerely,
Chad Holtz


@google-afbdbad91fbb4eeddd2275fb46c78b1e:disqus DITTO. Jesus came to pull down the walls. The curtain in the temple literally fell as his purpose on this earth came to fruition. You are wise on all your points including the Holy Spirit leading people away from the rules that man has boxed God into via religion or maybe just because he has a dynamic testimony waiting on someone in a different church? This movement between denominations or job locations or school district or even what line we stand in the grocery store, might be God moving things into place for deeper authentic learning.
The concept of all of us being equally capable to receive the holy spirit, despite individual interpretation is touched on when the Gentiles Receive the Holy Spirit.
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Even as Peter was saying these things, the Holy Spirit fell upon all who were listening to the message.
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The Jewish believers
who came with Peter were amazed that the gift of the Holy Spirit had been poured out on the Gentiles, too.
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For they heard them speaking in tongues and praising God. Then
Peter asked, 47 “Can anyone object to their being baptized, now that they have received the Holy Spirit just as we did?”
@Chadholtz:disqus
You have a big gift of asking questions that get people thinking about their faith, just like ohhh say Rob Bell. Perhaps God’s path for you is not via the avenue that you reasoned. Maybe different but bigger. No doubt God is at work in your heart. I used to generalize things on my heart and group others as having the same thoughts, temptations, and flaws, until I felt the backlash of an angry person in my sunday school class. He said “speak for yourself!” Ouch. LOL I am not methodist, but perhaps your important message would fall softer if you just lead people through your thoughts or to the water as some might say, treading extra careful that a particular segment doesn’t feel like you are pointing a finger at them as being guilty. Do you see what I’m saying? Let them see your example and make their own call if it applies to them or not. I found Donald Miller lays it out better than me in his article, “How to guide someone towards and Epiphany.”
http://donmilleris.com/2010/04/12/how-i-prepare-a-talk/
If we attempt to put the idea on someone or make them drink water, attempts to express humility might be mistaken for trying to humble others, which normally has the opposite effect. Thanks for making me think deeper. May God bless you and keep you on his path with increasing clarity and obedience. Don’t forget that Paul never stopped making his actions and truth be a witness, even while he was making tents. This is good to remember as most of us go through life as tent makers.
Great satirical post, Chad. Man, I love your heart. Your’e awesome dude.
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I realize the point of the post wasn’t actually about divorce per se (and I’m late to the party), but I do think it’s rather absurd that no one ever talked to you about this at all. I don’t mean you should’ve received an accusatory “gotcha” phone call from someone in the hierarchy, but rather that in the process of discernment the question of your experience in your first marriage and how that affected your faith and how it might affect your future role as pastor should have come up. Likewise, conversations with you and your wife about whether or not you’re both fully committed to the process should have come up–there are far too many clergy marriages that fall apart because someone fails to remind people that their first (and/or primary) vow is to their spouse. In the Episcopal Church, deep conversations touching on these issues would likely (or should) happen with the parish discernment committee. It might be brought up in a superficial way with the diocesan commission on ministry (in the sense of “how do you think your experience as a divorced and remarried man has affected your faith” or “… will affect you pastoral care of others…” etc…). Seeing as how we (in TEC) can’t even officiate a 2nd marriage without this Bishop’s permission, and premarital counseling is souped up for those who have been divorced, it only seems logical that there would be a conversation of some sort before ordination.
And again, I recognize that this really wasn’t the point you were making, but it’s what came to mind as I help gather a discernment committee for a member of the congregation I serve.
Amen to that brother, John 8:36 say’s:So, if the Son sets you free you are free indeed. And I have been set free from homosexuality And delivered in the name of Jesus. God spoke to me out loud in my car and told me one sunday nite to go to church. I ran to church and the pastor called me out by name not even knowing me. that nite God freed me from the spirit of homosexuality. We must never tolerate sin, But we must present the truth in the love of Christ, That does not mean the truth will be received. Accountability is key…I agree with what you wrote 100 percent! Pastor Tony T. Amity Harbor, New York ( Provedence of Long Island )
Give your sin to God and repent from your heart and he will forgive you your sin. God Loves you no matter what you have done, as long as you come home to him and leave all that behind. As far as being ordained let that go for now and ask God to show when the time will be right to go back and seek being ordained again. You are in my prayers, my brother in Christ. GOD DOES LOVE YOU…GOD FORGIVES ALL SIN EVEN ADULTERY AND DIVORCE. One can be delivered from all this with the help of Christ. John 8:36.